Car Painter Pillows

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Face painting - children have no faces

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

Face painting children with no facial features.

'This guy's FAST!'

Dog Sticker Family

That's Network...

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

The Big Cheese

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

My child was Soup of the Day.

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."