Car Makeover Artist Pillows

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Perfect."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Dog Sticker Family

"You still working on your car?"

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

Non Drip Paint

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

My child was Soup of the Day.

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

Sailor and car

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'My decorator said I should hang Art on that wall, but I don't think he looks good there!'

"Is it day or night, officer?"

'I've been glamped!'

The benefits of decorating

Extreme Makeover.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'