Car Remodeling Pillows

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"You still working on your car?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

Sailor and car

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Spray painter.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

"You bought an airbrush?"

"So, it's not the battery then."

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.