Car Modding Pillows

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'Limousines'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'Fins are back.'

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Pimp my sleigh.

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

"These new wheels are awesome!"