Car Modding Gifts

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'Limousines'

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Fins are back.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Pimp my sleigh.

Never buy a stereo bigger than your car!