Car Modification Guru Gifts

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's a hybrid.'

"You still working on your car?"

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

Influences.

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Is it day or night, officer?"

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

"You bought an airbrush?"

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'Fins are back.'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."