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I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's a hybrid.'

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

Influences.

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'Limousines'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Fins are back.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."