Car Modification Pillows

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Pimp my sleigh.

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'Limousines'

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Fins are back.'

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

"Ah...the open road."

"These new wheels are awesome!"