Car Modification Mugs

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Pimp my sleigh.

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'Fins are back.'

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"