Car Modifiers Mugs

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"You still working on your car?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Sailor and car

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

'Limousines'

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

Air miles rewards.

'Fins are back.'

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?