Car Modifiers Gifts

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Sailor and car

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'Limousines'

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Air miles rewards.

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

'Fins are back.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Pimp my sleigh.