Vehicle Modification Gifts

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"You still working on your car?"

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

'Fins are back.'

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"