Vehicle Modification Gifts

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'Fins are back.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Pimp my sleigh.

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"