Vehicular Customization Gifts

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

A souped up car...

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"You still working on your car?"

Nice custom job, Bill!

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Sailor and car

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"