Custom Vehicles Gifts

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Auto-Pilot.

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"He only made first four installments."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"