Custom Vehicles Prints

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

"You still working on your car?"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Especially modified you say..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Auto-Pilot.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"He only made first four installments."