Vehicular Customization Mugs

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Nice custom job, Bill!

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Sailor and car

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"