Vehicle Customizer Mugs

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Ah...the open road."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

'I've been glamped!'

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."