Customizer Mugs

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"Perfect."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

Bob's Apartment

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"