Automotive Customization Mugs

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Nice custom job, Bill!

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Sailor and car

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

V8 Vindaloo

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'