Car Remodeling Prints

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Perfect."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

"Is it day or night, officer?"

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"You bought an airbrush?"

"So, it's not the battery then."

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"