Vehicle Renovator Prints

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Painting the Ceiling

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Nap time."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"