Vehicle Renovator Gifts

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"What old school? This is my life."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Nap time."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'