Car Restorer Gifts

Faulty car.

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

Cars and their owners.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

My dad loves his motor.

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Spray painter.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"