Car Restorer Gifts

Faulty car.

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

Cars and their owners.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

My dad loves his motor.

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Spray painter.

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"