Vintage Vehicle Restorer Gifts

'I spent 20 years restoring this car. it's a beaut, huh, son? Can you think of anything better?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

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"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

My dad loves his motor.

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

'I told you we should have asked for directions.'