Vintage Vehicle Restorer Gifts

'I spent 20 years restoring this car. it's a beaut, huh, son? Can you think of anything better?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"You still working on your car?"

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'I told you we should have asked for directions.'

My dad loves his motor.

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."