Vintage Car Restorer Gifts

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

The American Nightmare.

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"She's family."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

Motorist's Swear Box