Car Restoration Gifts

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Faulty car.

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'I spent 20 years restoring this car. it's a beaut, huh, son? Can you think of anything better?'

'This is a classic, a gem! Years went into perfecting it!'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Baldo, this is a special month...a time to reflect on your past, your present, your future."

"It's crazy how good literature can change your life."

"I think I could $39,000 for a fully restored 1964 Impala."

"You still working on your car?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"