Car Restoration Project Gifts

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

My dad loves his motor.

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

Spray painter.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."

Truck Repairs

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'