Car Restoration Project Mugs

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

My dad loves his motor.

Spray painter.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"So, it's not the battery then."

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

Truck Repairs

Cars and their owners.

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"