Auto Restoration Mugs

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Organic Soldering.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"It's worse than I thought."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'