Auto Restoration Project Mugs

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

My dad loves his motor.

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Spray painter.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'I'm sorry to hear about your Husband's little car crash... By the way, here's my bill for fixing his brakes.'

"So, it's not the battery then."