Auto Restoration Project Gifts

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"You still working on your car?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

My dad loves his motor.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

'I'm sorry to hear about your Husband's little car crash... By the way, here's my bill for fixing his brakes.'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'