Automotive Restoration Gifts

Spray painter.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

Woman revives a car at the Goodwood festival.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Organic Soldering.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

4x4 at Four

Car surrenders.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."