Vehicle Restorers Gifts

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Nap time."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

My dad loves his motor.

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Spray painter.

"So, it's not the battery then."

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."