Vehicle Restorers Gifts

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Nap time."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

"You still working on your car?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

My dad loves his motor.

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Spray painter.

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.

"So, it's not the battery then."

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."