Vehicle Restoration Gifts

Truck Repairs

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

My dad loves his motor.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Nap time."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'