Vehicle Repairs Gifts

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"What old school? This is my life."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Organic Soldering.

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

CLEAR!

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'