Vehicle Repairs T-Shirts

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'