Vehicle Repair T-Shirts

"Nap time."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"