Vehicle Repair Gifts

"Nap time."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

CLEAR!

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"