Automotive Repairs T-Shirts

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'I'm sorry to hear about your Husband's little car crash... By the way, here's my bill for fixing his brakes.'

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Franklin hasn't been quite the same since he got that job as a mechanic"

Car mechanic waving white surrender flag.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'