Automotive Repairs Prints

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'I'm sorry to hear about your Husband's little car crash... By the way, here's my bill for fixing his brakes.'

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Franklin hasn't been quite the same since he got that job as a mechanic"

Car mechanic waving white surrender flag.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'