Vehicle Restoration Pillows

Truck Repairs

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

My dad loves his motor.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Do you buy cars here?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Nap time."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."