Automotive Restoration Pillows

Spray painter.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

Woman revives a car at the Goodwood festival.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"What old school? This is my life."

Organic Soldering.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

4x4 at Four

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."