Automobile Restoration Gifts

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Organic Soldering.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Nap time."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

4x4 at Four

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Car surrenders.

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'