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'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Organic Soldering.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Nap time."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

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