Car Restorers T-Shirts

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

My dad loves his motor.

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."

Truck Repairs

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'