Auto Restoration T-Shirts

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"Nap time."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Acme Flyswatters.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'