Vintage Car Restoration Gifts

'Your truck won't start cause the warranty has just run out.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Parts of an automobile

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

High Tech/Low Tech.

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'