Vintage Car Restoration Gifts

'Your truck won't start cause the warranty has just run out.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"It's a hybrid!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

The American Nightmare.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Parts of an automobile

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

If this van's a rockin'...

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Rest area - 12 mile.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."