Car Renovation Gifts

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

My dad loves his motor.

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"So, it's not the battery then."

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.