Car Renovation Gifts

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

My dad loves his motor.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Spray painter.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."