Car Polish Perfectionist Pillows

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Nice park. . .

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Sleeping on the Job

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Bald man polishing head

"Quit moving"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Great Painting

The Scream Painting

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Copycat.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Think Zero Defects

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Mount Everest.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'