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'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Sleeping on the Job

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

"Now you can send it."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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Copycat.